Looking for a dick that is fake that looks so real your masturbation is going to feel like sex with a real penis. These days, you can get dildos and vibrators that look and feel like a real penis.
You can get a cock that is 100% perfect for your sexual needs, choose the size, choose the feel, lots of veins or just a few, the choice is yours.
No, you do not need a man anymore, a fake penis can do everything a real penis can do, some have even been developed to release a cum like liquid. Yes, these fake dicks can even ejaculate.
What makes a fake dick better than the real thing? A real dick can't vibrate, a fake dick can, and it can pulsate at all different speeds.
You can even get these realistic-looking dicks on suction cups, this means you can ride away completely hand free, just as you would if you had a real man.
There is even a kit that you can buy that enables you to clone a willy at home, yes you can do an exact mold of your partner's penis.
Fake dicks made from Cyberskin feel just like a real foreskin, you would not be able to tell the difference. You do not need a man to get some cock any time you want it, buy a fake dick instead.
Best Fake Dick For Masturbation
Today we have taken the time to run through the best dildos and vibrators that look and feel like the real thing.
#1 CLONE A WILLY KIT VIBRATING DILDO MOLD BROWN
There is nothing better than a fake dick that looks and feels the same as your partners, you can clone his willy with this kit.
The ensures you can make a lifelike penis made from rubber, and better still the kit includes a way to make it vibrate too.
We have two different kits of this kind in the ToyMadonna store, one for a pink penis and one for a brown penis.
Don't have a man, have your friend make a clone of their penis and have some fun sitting on it at their pleasure.
One very happy lady wrote "I tend to squirt a lot while using it but on the bright side it makes me moist whenever seeing it" enough said, go and get one, so much fun.
#2 REAL SKIN LATIN TOP STUD VIBRATOR BROWN 9 INCH
The Latin Top Stud is made of super soft Real Skin, it has a huge insertable length of a whopping 9 inches.
The fake dick vibrates and will do so and three different intensity levels, go up the speeds until you reach your climax.
One really happy woman wrote "pleasure was fucking incredible, made me cum in under 30 sec. Best orgasm of my life".
Many customers comment on just how real the skin feels, this one isn't too fat so penetration isn't uncomfortable and the top vibration speed is incredibly powerful.
Just imagine those big rippling veins pulsing and vibrating inside your pussy or anus, you are going to explode with delight in super fast time.
#3 VIBRATING EMPEROR DILDO 6 INCH IVORY
This very realistic fake dick even has testicles, it comes with a suction cup so you can stick it to a hard floor or wall and ride away until you climax.
Most other online sex toy stores have this for sale at around $90, we have it for sale at under $60 in the ToyMadonna store.
It's even better than the real thing, it vibrates and it can all be set using the hand control unit, make it pulse faster at the push of a button without getting off it.
One very happy customer wrote "Great product for any couple's. Single people as well. Keep an open mind to using different things in the bedroom, you would be amazed at all the little things that make a huge difference.".
Many customers state that it is sold at a good price, well worth the money. You can have hours of fun with it if you stick it to the shower wall.
One woman stuck it to her bedroom mirror and watched herself riding it, made her reach climax in minutes. Like the sound of that? Go and get one, that's all you have to do.
This one is 6 inches long, we have it available to buy in all different lengths and even comes in white and black.
#4 CLONE-A-WILLY KIT
Here we have another great way to make a fake dick in the comfort of your own home. Right now it is just over $50 to buy in the ToyMadonna store.
The full kit allows you to make an EXACT Vibrating rubber copy of any Penis right from your own home.
To make it even better than the real penis you cloned it from you can add a vibrator to it, which is included in the pack.
One very happy customer wrote that this product "Is a great item. It works, and clones what you put in the form...wink, wink. And the vibrator is nice...a bit short, but nice. Overall, I do like this a lot.".
This is a great toy to buy your partner, it really adds some spice to sex sessions, and you can play with their fake dick when they are away too.
You are going to have so much fun making an exact replica of any dick that you come across. Go ahead and get your friends to make one for you, it's great fun.
#5 REAL SKIN AFRO AMERICAN WHOPPERS VIBRATING DONG 7 INCH BROWN
Finally a dildo sculpted for the size feel and pleasure of the real thing, a rather large afro American whopper.
The Real Skin Afro American Whoppers 7 inch super flexible, feels so good you'll think it's real.
An incredible suction cup base offers hands-free pleasure and satisfaction. Experience your Vibrating Afro American Whopper tonight if you buy today.
Vibrating dildo stands 8 inches with an insertable length of 7 inches, 1.5 inches in width and a circumference of 5 inches.
The dildo plugs right into the 3 powerful multi-speed controller. 3 AA batteries, not included.
One very happy customer wrote "Doesn't get more realistic then this. Does the job magnificent, the vibes feel fantastic... couldn't be more pleased!!!".
Would you believe that you can buy this right now in the ToyMadonna store for around $30? Well today you can, it's a really good price, other sex toy stores sell this for around the $50 mark.
#6 CLIMAX GEMS CRIMSON ROD VIBRATOR WATERPROOF 6.5 INCH RED
Looking for a low cost fake dick around the $20 mark? If so, this is the one for you, it's low priced and comes highly rated.
This one is extra soft and flexible so that you can bend it into any shape and hit all those sensitive spots that get you those intense orgasms.
It feels soft and skin-like just like a real penis, it is also waterproof and can be used in the bath tub or shower.
The fake penis can vibrate at different speeds and with added veins for lifelike contouring, it is going to deliver sensations like never experienced before.
One very happy lady wrote "Good price and gets the job done. The material feels really good.". That's pretty much all you need to know, it gets the job done and is low cost, what more could you ask for.
When we tested it in the store we found that it's good quality, very thick and stretchy. A lot squishier than I anticipated, most importantly, it feels great.
This is something you can use during foreplay together as a couple to ensure both of you reach climax, this is incredibly important in a relationship.
For $20 you can't really go wrong, press it against the clitoris and let the vibrations do their thing, a fake dick is better than a real dick.
#7 SIGNATURE COCKS BAM DILDO 13IN - CHOCOLATE
If you are looking for a brown and really big fake dick then you are in the right place, this is 13 inches of pure fake dick orgasmic heaven.
This veined cock, cast directly from super porn star Bam's super dick, offers 13" of ecstasy.
The Vac-U-Lock suction cup base makes it a stable ride, stick it to the wall or the floor and ride away any time you feel the urge.
The suction cup at the base adds stability to your thrusts, and don't forget the lube!
This big and very realistic dick has received many 5 star reviews, it comes very highly rated and has put a smile on the face of many men and women that have used it.
One happy lady wrote that it made her reach orgasm 5 times in a row the very first time she sat on it, nothing more needs to be said. Go and get yourself an orgasm maker.
#8 SIGNATURE COCKS JOHN HOLMES DILDO - VANILLA
This fake dick has been sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this 9.5" Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe-inspiring girth of the one and only king of porn.
This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time.
The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included silk pouch.
This lifelike cock is made from phthalate-free body-safe material, and is Proudly Made in America.
It has many 5 star reviews from very happy men and women, one lady wrote that it is very much so the best dildo you can buy.
You will have more orgasms like never before, it will make you cum over and over again and is great for anal sex too, can you take the size?
Everyone can enjoy this huge fake dick when they apply lube to it, don't be scared go and get yours today.
#9 BUST IT SQUIRTING DILDO 8.5IN - CARAMEL
You can't get any more realistic than this fake dick, it even squirts when you want it to.
The dildo is 8.5 inches in length and has been designed to look and feel just like a real erect penis.
You can have the fake penis ejaculate on command, the dick and the balls are anatomically correct, for the most life-like experience on the market.
Even the Nut Butter looks and feels like real cum!
Features a suction cup base for versatile playtime. Available in White, Brown, and Black, Bust It includes a 1 oz. tube of creamy white Nut Butter.
Customers have given this great reviews stating that the cum is a very nice fun addition to it, nothing can be more realistic than this one.
One woman wrote that it's great to practice oral sex on to see what it is like to swallow cum. You can stick it to any smooth surface and ride away to your hearts content.
Another happy lady wrote in her review "This amazing thing is not only completely fulfilling and mega stretching, it's made to squirt and ejaculate on my command. So, so realistic and lifelike, couldn't recommend it more".
Go and get one, it is just $66.49 to buy in the ToyMadonna sex toy store, other online sex toy stores have this for sale near the $100 mark.
#10 THE REALISTIC COCK DILDO 8IN - VANILLA
Don't be fooled by imitations, this is by far the most realistic cock ever made! This Vac-U-Lock compatible Realistic Cock features hand crafted detailing and a removable suction cup base for a smooth ride.
Phthalate-free and body-safe. Available in White, Black, and Brown. Built in America.
One very happy customer wrote in her review "This one really rocks my world. Can't wait to come home and play with it. Feels very life-like with the veins and the soft material it's made of. Like the balls and the suction cup too".
These are great for men and women to use, men find this a little bit too big for anal use if it's your first go, so lube is a must. We recommend water based lube for easy clean up afterwards.
#11 THE REALISTIC COCK DILDO 8IN - CHOCOLATE
This fake dick is highly realistic, it is fitted with a suction cup base to ensure you can attach to any surface and ride away just like the real thing.
The dick has received many 5 out of 5 star reviews with customers commenting on how realistic it feels.
People love this dildo and is perfect for men looking for some real feeling anal play, and great for women looking for something large inside them.
This is one of the cheapest and most realistic dildos that you can buy, it is high quality for a low price.
The fake dick is priced at just over $50, many dildos of this quality are priced well over the $80 mark, you are getting a great deal with this one.
#12 ADAM AND EVE PINK JELLY REALISTIC DILDO NON VIBRATING HARNESS ACCESSORIES WATERPROOF
Want a realistic dick at a really low price? This one is just $32.49 to buy in the ToyMadonna store right now. Most other online sex toy stores have this for sale near the $50 mark.
Savour the experience of this supple jelly dildo with its realistic phallic shape, life-like tip and stimulating textures.
The powerful suction cup base attaches to any hard, flat surface for delightful hands-free play.
Flexible TPR shaft moves with your body - it's firm, yet pliable with a soft 'give' to it that feels so right! Clean up is a snap with Adam & Eve toy cleaner and a warm water rinse.
The length is long at just over 8 inches and is nearly 2 inches in girth. This is harness compatible and is waterproof, it can be used in the bath or shower.
#13 TOM OF FINLAND READY STEADY REALISTIC DILDO FLESH 10.25 INCH
This huge fake dick is slightly curved to ensure g spot stimulation, you are going to orgasm like never before when riding this thing.
The dildo has a suction cup base to ensure you can sit on it and ride away hands free, it will attach to any smooth surface.
This rock-hard, realistic erection is always ready to stretch you open and fill you up!
Enjoy every texture detail massaging your inner walls as you are opened up like never before!
Hand-sculpted exclusively from Tom of Finland artwork, this masterpiece is phthalate-free and compatible with both water-based and silicone lubricants. Clean with mild soap and warm water.
It is a whopping 10 inches in length and nearly 3 inches in girth, it is huge and ready for pay time any time you feel horny.
For more details go ahead and take a look at the product information page in the ToyMadonna sex toy store.
#14 LOCK ON REALISTIC LOCK ON DILDO 7IN - CARAMEL
This fake dick is under $30 at just $23.99 in the ToyMadonna store, the veins are highly realistic and you will think it is the real thing you are riding.
This thick silicone toy fits onto any Lock On attachment, so you can choose from a range of options: Make it into a suction cup dong, strap-on, or even dildo sword!
The Lock On Realistic 7 Inch delivers a lifelike feel, with raised veins and skin-like texture to enhance sensation. Made of non-porous PVC, this dildo is body safe and easy to clean.
It is available to buy in larger sizes should you be brave enough to take extra inches, it has received great reviews too.
For the price you can't go wrong, this is a great size for beginners looking to get started with their first ever realistic looking dildo.
For more information and to buy yours today go to the ToyMadonna store right now, we have lots more to choose from too.
#15 REAL FEEL PENIS EXTENSION - VANILLA
Want to give your lady something extra? Why not get a fake dick that can add some extra inches and girth to your real dick.
This sex toy gives you that option, just slip the penis extension over your dick and you are longer and wider instantly.
Now you can go as big as you need, you can now pleasure your lady with a huge cock and become as big as a porn star.
One happy customer wrote that it feels amazing, his wife was so impressed that she loves it like this all the time now.
Would you believe that you can get your hands on one of these for less than 20 bucks? Well you can, just head into the ToyMadonna store and get one for yourself.
Most other online sex toy store sell this for the $30 mark, we have it under $20. Go and get the deal before the real price goes back up.
#16 NATURAL REALSKIN SQUIRTING PENIS WITH ADJUSTABLE HARNESS 6IN - VANILLA
This is one fake dick that is so real that it even squirts, yes it even simulates cumming, how real is that? You could not get any more realistic that this one.
The simulated skin feels real, it is soft and is actually moveable just like the skin on a real penis would.
Some women have actually stated that this fake penis is better than the real thing, it will last as you as you need it to for one thing.
The dick is waterproof and is 7 inches in length, this is the preferred size for the majority of women out there. It's not too big or too small, just the right size for some penetration fun.
This dick comes with an adjustable harness, which means your lover can wear the dick and take you just like a real man would.
The price is very reasonable at just $65.99 right now in the ToyMadonna store. Other online sex toy stores have this for sale near the $100 mark.
#17 REAL SKIN LATIN VIBRATING PUSSY MASTURBATOR - PUSSY - CARAMEL
Here we have a fake penis that both partners can enjoy. This can be enjoyed by the man by himself, or can be used by the man on the woman.
It is a fake pussy and fake dick in one package, it is made from a material that feels just like real skin, yes it is that realistic.
One very happy customer wrote this in his review "Love it when the wife uses this on my ass! Makes me cum in just a couple minutes!".
That says it all really, both partners can have some fun with this dick, the man can have some anal fun as can the woman.
It comes with a vibrating egg that fits inside the pussy to keep it humming and you and your partner cumming.
A 5 speed control is included to suit your needs and has is 5 inches deep with a hole at the other end to accommodate any penis size.
#18 REAL FEEL LIFELIKE TOYZ NUMBER 13 REALISTIC VIBRATOR WATERPROOF BROWN 8.5 INCH
This has to be the best fake dick that you will ever see, it even has balls at the base of the shaft for extra added realism.
This one is 8.5 inches in length and has a realistic feel skin type material to it, you are going to be certain you are riding the real thing.
In fact, many women have stated that this is better than a real penis, first of all it vibrates, and second of all it will last as long as you need it to.
Made from phthalate-free Fanta-Flesh, the squishy material mimics the softness and feel of real skin and feels as natural as you can get.
Choose a speed on the dial base and enjoy powerful vibrations as the dong quickly warms to your body temperature. Try it in the shower or spa and turn bath time into pleasure time.
Use plenty of Moist lubricant for an extra wet, extra wild encounter. Cleanup is a snap after the fun with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water.
One very happy lady wrote this in her review "It's perfect! It really feels like a real penis. The size is just right and will make you cum instantly".
At $25.99 it is an amazing price, other sex toy stores have this for sale near the $40 mark. Go and get one now while the price is so low.
#19 REAL FEEL DELUXE NO 12 WALLBANGER VIBRATING DILDO WATERPROOF FLESH 12 INCH
Want a really big fake penis? No worries, here at ToyMadonna we have you covered. This one is a whopping 12 inches long.
This is not the cheapest on the market right now, it is $103.99 but is very much so worth every cent.
Not only is it very long and have amazing girth, it also vibrates and has a suction cup at the base. You can ride away hands free until you reach climax every time without fail.
The toy even has a scrotum at the base, you could not get one as realistic as this one. This is the ultimate in fake dick design.
One very happy customer wrote this in their review "This is the best of all dildos, soft, thick and long... I've tried John Holmes, Bam, mighty Joe Long, Gonzo and they can't compare. So lifelike it's ridiculous & the vibration will make you cum so hard. Definitely rated # 1".
Enough said, it's expensive but is well worth it, this is very much so the best dildo/vibrator you will ever buy. There will be no going back to the real thing after you have tried this one.
#20 THE D REALISTIC D ULTRASKYN SLIM DILDO WITH BALLS 9IN - CHOCOLATE
The Realistic D, one of the most lifelike cocks in the world, adds an exceptional range to The D collection with options in slim and regular widths.
Dual density ULTRASKYN warms to the touch and is designed with a soft exterior and firm core to emulate the feel of a real penis.
The skin on this dildo actually moves just like the real skin would on a real penis, when you sit on this you will be sure it's a real penis.
The dildo has a suction cup at the base and features a scrotum at the base for ultra realism, nothing comes close to this one for size.
It is 9 inches in length and will hit and run all the right spots, the look of it alone will have you wet and ready.
The curved shaft will ensure it stimulated the g-spot, it feels amazing in the anus too. Take it as you wish and get yourself satisfied any way you like.
#21 ASS THUMPERS REALISTIC RECHARGEABLE SILICONE VIBRATING THRUSTER - BLACK
Here we have a fake dick with a handle attached, which means your lover can pleasure you will this until you screen with pleasure.
At $89.49 it is a little on the high side, however it will last a lifetime and you can use it as many times as you need to whenever you need to, just perfect.
Veiny and realistic, this average-sized shaft will give you what your hole has been craving. Grab hold of the textured hilt and plunge this silky-smooth dildo through your backdoor to experience 10 powerful vibration settings.
With the push of a button at the base of the handle, cycle through 3 intensities and 7 pulsation patterns that will blow your mind as they rattle your asshole.
This rechargeable tool is also waterproof, making it perfect for steamy shower sessions or private pool parties. Made of premium silicone, this vibrating thruster is non-porous, phthalate-free, and easy to sanitize with mild soap and warm water.
Nothing more need to be said, just go and get one, you will not regret it. Your pussy and ass will be happier then never before.